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Top Celebrity Children Dressed As Grown-Ups


One of the worst things you can do is dress your child as if it is an adult.  There’s something creepy about a child walking around dressed as if it was a full-grown person.  This is not something that occurs often with normal people…but celebrities are horrible at violating this rule.  Okay, it’s not a rule…but it should be.

I have chosen three of the best celebrity children dressed as adults, in a segment I like to call: “Celebrity Children…Lookin’ All Adult and Stuff”.

Romeo & Cruz Beckham Victoria Beckham with her two kids, Cholo and Vato.

This picture says, “If I can’t adopt foreign kids like Brad and Angelina, I’ll just dress them like Cholos and make the best of what I have.”

Children should not be treated as accessories and this is clearly what is going on here.  Although it is an odd accessory choice.  Her outfit says “Hollywood” while her kids say “East LA”.  That is a confusing and unnecessary combination and should be avoided at all costs.

We would like to see Victoria step it up a little bit and dress her children in something a little more appropriate.  I don’t care if she decks them out in Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana gear…this has to stop.  Grade: D-

The Jolie-Pitt Clan

The Benetton Bunch is seen here walking through the airport.  Is there any order to this?  We have pictured from L to R: Ninja Courrier, Serena Williams, Asian Businessman, Lara Croft, and Lesbian Yachtsman.

If this isn’t bad enough, just imagine if all of their children were pictured here.  They have two others…and they’re twins.  If they were pictured I’m positive that they would be in matching Leprechaun outfits.

The Jolie-Pitt’s get two grades.  I give them an A- for almost completing a rainbow, and an F for outfit non-execution.  Average Grade: C-

The Original MTV's "Teen Mom"

Maddie Briann Aldridge (aka Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter)

Oops, Britney’s sister did it again (insert lame round of applause).  This would almost be an acceptable outfit for a celebrity child, if not for the mother dressing almost the exact same way.  What we have here is essentially a mother trying to dress like her daughter, while still dressing her daughter.  It’s just a mess.

1988 called and it wants its neon shirt and jean jacket back.  Zing.

I am going to let JLS slide on this one just because she had her child when she was just 17 years old.  She still dresses like a child herself and it only makes sense that they look the same.

I would like to start a rumor here.  Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter is pregnant.  Spears will become a 20-year old grandmother.  Remember, you heard it here first.  Grade: B+

"4 is the new 20"
Kingston Rossdale

It only makes sense that this child be a fashion icon…15-20 years from now.  The offspring of Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani is caught out on the town eating an apple.  He has ditched the ‘rents and lives by his own rules.  At least he is making healthy dietary choices.

This outfit proves that 4 is the new 20.

There are no other celebrity children that can top the adultness of Kingston Rossdale.  This is why I have awarded him with the “#1 Pet Peeve:  Children Dressed as Adults Award”.

Just to prove my point, I’ll let you enjoy another photo (left).  This is young Kingston as he leaves his rehearsal space in West Hollywood.  He plays guitar and sings for a Village People cover band, “The Macho Men”.

This photo reminds me of the movie Big Daddy where Frankenstein (Julian) is allowed to pick out whatever he wants to wear.  I believe he walks out of the house in a mix of aquatic gear and business attire.  I could be wrong.  Tell me if I am.  Either way this is just awful.

There is no possible way to grade Kingston Rossdale.  I don’t know whether to give him an F or an A+.  There’s just too much going on to tally any kind of points.  Made-Up Grade: Q+-

Justin Bieber has Lego hair


Many celebrities have attempted it.  One manchild has perfected it.  Ladies and gentlemen…Justin Bieber has amazing Lego hair.

Look at it...his head is like a dipped cone from Dairy Queen. A perfectly molded shell of hair.

Justin Bieber has done what Zac Effron, Pete Wentz, and the entire Kennedy family failed to do.  Justin Bieber has transformed this hideous hairstyle into a mainstream pop culture phenomenon.  While the cut is annoying and awful, not since the actual Lego people has this hairstyle been pulled off so effortlessly.

The “Bieber Cap” has attracted a lot of celebrity attention recently.  A few of these celebrities have even tried to sport this questionable look, including:

New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady.

Close to perfection, however Tammy...I mean Tom, falls just a little bit short on the execution.

 

Juno star, Ellen Page

Other than the slight flaw in the hair, I really don't see the difference between Bieber and Page. They should date.

 

Friends star, David Schwimmer

Nice try Ross. It's like he's attempting the "Bieber Cap" and Farrah Fawcett feather hair all at once.

 

The Beatles

John, Ringo and Paul almost have it. George is way off. This is clearly a case of "Beatles did it first, Bieber did it best".

 

ABC News Anchor, Ted Koppel

Wow...he's old.

I have nothing else to offer you on the subject, and I am not trying to add to the growing “Bieber Fever”.  I just thought I’d bring this to your attention so that you can start searching for “Bieber Cap” sightings of your own.  Once again, Justin Bieber has Lego hair.  Thoughts?

Also, if you notice the “Bieber Cap” on any other celebrities…please let me know.  Please know that the official term for this Lego-like hairstyle is indeed the “Bieber Cap”.  You heard it here first, and yes, you can use it.  If you’ve heard it elsewhere then tell me and I’ll see if I care or not.

Social Experiment: Ridin' Dirty


So yeah…I have made it almost through the whole day. Been around plenty of people, all of which I was around yesterday. I must be a very “blendy” person because they haven’t noticed my lil’ fashion faux pas. I am wearing the exact same thing as yesterday.

No this isn’t like the “oh, I have two pairs of those jeans” kind of things. I’m wearing exactly the same thing I was wearing yesterday. I didn’t even realize this until I was 5 minutes from work. I keep waiting for someone to say something…but nothing.

This makes me wonder if I’ve done this before. If I didn’t notice what I was putting on this morning, could that have happened more than once? This wouldn’t bother me so much if I wasn’t wearing everything today that I was wearing yesterday. I can remember times where I had worn the same jeans for 2 weeks straight…no big deal. They fit better that way anyway.

I’m thinking a social experiment is in order. I might just go home, wash my clothes, and wear the same thing again for the third day in a row. That way it won’t be nasty, but maybe I can finally get a reaction. If I don’t get a reaction…take it to day 4. I may just keep this going until people sit me down for an intervention. That could be fun. Although, anyone who knows me will know that I wouldn’t ever do that. It would be a wasted load of laundry and would cost money. I’m too cheap for that. So I’ve decided…if I do it…I’m gonna ride dirty.

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