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Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens call it quits

Even at the peak of their relationship, they looked distant. Ba-da-cha.

It’s official…Hufron has split. They have taken the typical Hollywood stance and are citing irreconcilable differences.

Even though their four-year relationship has ended, they still maintain a close friendship.


Hudgens told reporters that “He (Efron) just wants to sing all the time. I’m more of a dancer. He’s white. I’m probably not white. It just wasn’t a good fit. We make better BFFs.”

Efron took a similar stance on Hudgens. “We were High School Musical sweethearts. It’s sad to see it end. Plus, I’m white. I don’t think she is. I’m pretty sure she’s not black either. I don’t really know what she is. We’re just too different.”

They plan to use their new freedom to take on new projects. Both Efron and Hudgens have plans to do separate musicals revolving around college. Efron will begin filming University School Musical in Spring 2011. Hudgens is slated to star in Community College School Musical to try to appeal to the ethnic crowd. She begins filming in Summer 2011. She also had an offer to star in Technical School Musical.

In an unrelated story, comedian Doug Benson has been asked to star in High Musical.

This break-up comes at an unfortunate time because I just came up with the ‘Hufron’ mash-up, and now I can’t use it anymore. Thanks for nothing Zac Efron…you talented fruit.


Miley Cyrus caught smoking, blames Hannah Montana

Disney humor...it's the best!

This week, a video surfaced on the Internet showing the already annoying Miley Cyrus smoking out of a bong. Unfortunately for us, she’s not smoking a talent enhancer.

Miley is said to be smoking salvia, which is a plant/herb/mythical creature/substance that is completely legal in California. It is now also known as a substance that makes Miley Cyrus more annoying than she already is.

When asked about the video, Miley responded to the matter saying, “Wasn’t me…it was Hannah Montana. Don’t worry it happens all the time.”

In the video (link below) you can see the effects of the salvia on Miley. She claims to be having a “bad trip” as she attempts to be funny, which she is no longer capable of after years of bad Disney comedy writing, and too many hours spent watching Two and a Half Men.

Watch the Video here on TMZ.com

The salvia apparently did nothing to fix her mannish voice or her teeth, which just really get in the way of her trying to talk.   It did, however, cause her to listen to music that is better than her own (Bush’s “Comedown” was the soundtrack to this epic video).

Her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, said to reporters, “It broke my Achy Breaky Heart. Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. I’m so sad. There is much beyond my control right now. Please buy my albums…I’m hungry.”

Many people are outraged and believe a “role model” shouldn’t be doing things like this. Maybe it’s time to quit choosing child stars as role models. When has that ever turned out well? Never. No wait…Kirk Cameron.

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