I am a person. So we have that in common already. I hate most people. The people I don’t hate, I like. I don’t dance unless taunted. I like food almost too much. Food doesn’t like me very much. I play to win. That was in reference to the lottery. I will win one day. I also have a girlfriend who is really great…and a dog who is out to drive me crazy. Aspirations include comedy writing and playing music for a living. This pretty much sums me up. Best “About Me” section ever. If you don’t think so, then you can go write your own “About Me” section about me. Unless you know me very well you’re guaranteed to get at least 84% of your facts wrong. That statistic is dead-balls accurate.
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