I am a person. So we have that in common already. I hate most people. The people I don’t hate, I like. I don’t dance unless taunted. I like food almost too much. Food doesn’t like me very much. I play to win. That was in reference to the lottery. I will win one day. I also have a girlfriend who is really great…and a dog who is out to drive me crazy. Aspirations include comedy writing and playing music for a living. This pretty much sums me up. Best “About Me” section ever. If you don’t think so, then you can go write your own “About Me” section about me. Unless you know me very well you’re guaranteed to get at least 84% of your facts wrong. That statistic is dead-balls accurate.
- Sixth Man section tonight. Nice! #hawks #pridenight @ State Farm Arena instagram.com/p/Bt4nj1choJav… 2 days ago
- Alicia Keys is nailing her impression of that college guy with a guitar at a party that knows 20 seconds of a lot o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 6 days ago
- Waiting for Dumbledore to pop out and say “there’s been a mistake” and drop the Gryffindor banners. #SuperBowlLlll 1 week ago
- Brutus went to the vet today and got the Starbucks treatment. Good ol’ Bruntus. bit.ly/2WB6ckH https://t.co/wZqDHVhIeq 2 weeks ago
- People seem to be polarized when it comes to #GretaVanFleet. They’re the musical equivalent of this: https://t.co/KCwkXejwGd 3 weeks ago